Beachcomber: 98 years old and STILL nearing critical mess



AGAINST my better judgement I have taken on a new employee at Beachcomber Towers who I hope will settle down quickly and get on with the scullery helpers Anorexia and Bulimia, the maids Hernia and Alopecia, the old family retainer Anthrax, the sous-chefs Scabies and Rickets and dear Listeria, who lurks around the kitchen, doing I know not what.

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