Beachcomber: 100 years old and still pleading not guilty



AFTER waking up last Sunday around noon, I strolled into the bathroom, washed with a bar of soap I had purloined from a hotel some time ago, decided not to bother getting dressed but to stay in my pyjamas all day, poured myself a cup of tea and drank it with some biscuits, finished off the biscuits with another cup of tea while watching a Disney film on TV then fell asleep pondering the stupidity of the supposedly good fairies.

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