Character witness
“I’ve had talks about being presidential, about toning it down a bit, appealing to a broader group of people.”
Ben Carson is advising Donald Trump. Politico
Dad jokes
“Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there really are jobs Americans won’t do.”
Mitt Romney works on his stand-up routine
Childish things
“With all due respect, that’s the argument of a five-year-old.”
Anderson Cooper of CNN tries to give Donald Trump a time-out
Keep your enemies closer
“I’ve never had an event hosted by someone who three weeks earlier publicly called for my murder.”
Ted Cruz is amused that Lindsey Graham, who enjoyed imagining him dead on the Senate floor, is campaigning for him. Mr Graham confessed that his party “has gone batshit crazy”. Politico
A question for the ages
“Superman is better than Batman.”
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