Beachcomber: 101 years old and still as apostrophic as ever



I WAS rudely awoken at the crack of noon yesterday by a hammering on my door and a voice shouting: “That wretched woman! Why have you let her do this?” I glanced through the window at my unexpected visitor and was astonished to see that it was none other than my old friend the Apostropher Royal, Sir D’Arcy O’M’Darlin’, himself.

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